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Cecil Adams
A Ace309, Acid Lamp, AHunter3, akira5822, Alessan, Alice The Goon, alice_in_wonderland, AmericanMaid, An Arky, Ann Hedonia, Ann Onimous, Annie-Xmas, Another Primate, Antigen, Antinor01, anyrose, Apollyon, arachnologus, Argent Towers (+), Arnold Winkelried, Arrendajo (+), aruvqan, Asimovian, Askance (+), astro, ataraxy22, Autolycus, Avarie537 (+)
B B. Serum, Baby Driver (+), Bacon Salt (+), Bad News Baboon, banjoDavid, Bayesian Empirimancer, beagledave, beowulff (+), BethCro, Biffy the Elephant Shrew, black rabbit, blondebear, BMalion, BobArrgh, bobkitty (+), BomTek, Boulter's Canary, BraheSilver, brendon_small, BrknButterfly, brujaja, Brynda, bup, buttonjockey308
C C K Dexter Haven, C3 (+), Cajun Man, campp, Caprese, Casey1505, Ceejaytee, Chefguy, Chez Guevara, Chicagojeff, Chronos (+), Cicero (+), CircleofWillis, Claptree, Clothahump, cmyk (+), coffeecat, Coldfire, Colibri, ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies, CookingWithGas, Creole Tomato, Crown Prince of Irony, ctywkr, Cubsfan, CurtC, cwthree
D Daithi Lacha, Demonica, dhkendall, DianaG, Diane (+), DiggitCamara (+), DigitalC, DiosaBellissima (+), divemaster, dogbutler, Dogzilla, Dolores Reborn (+), DooWahDiddy (+), Dottygumdrop, Doug Bowe, Dr. Drake, Dr. Girlfriend, drachillix, dragoncat (+), Dragwyr, Drain Bead, DrMatrix, DrumBum, Dunkelheit, DWSKAMS, dwyr
E Eleanor of Aquitaine, eleanorigby, Elendil's Heir (+), Eliahna (+), Ellen Cherry, ElvisL1ves (+), Elysium, El_Kabong, Emily Litella (+), ems, Enderw24, Enfant Terrible, engineer_comp_geek, enipla, Eonwe, EpicNonsense, Ethilrist, even sven, EvilTOJ, Eyebrows 0f Doom (+)
F fachverwirrt, FairyChatMom, faithfool, Farmer Jane, Fear Itself, feppytweed, FinnAgain, fisha (+), flickster, FoieGrasIsEvil, freckafree, FriarTed, Frodo, fusoya, Future Londonite (+)
G gardentraveler (+), Gary "Wombat" Robson (+), Gary T (+), garygnu, Gfactor, ghostman, Glory, gravitycrash, Green Bean, Green Cymbeline, Green Rosetta (+), GSV Consolation of Dreams, GuanoLad, Guinastasia, Gukumatz, gurujulp, GusNSpot (+)
H Hal Briston, Half Man Half Wit, Happy Lendervedder (+), HazelNutCoffee, Headrush042 (+), Hockey Monkey, HongKongFooey, Hoopy Frood (+), Hypnagogic Jerk
I I Love Me, Vol. I, iamthewalrus(:3=, ianzin, Idle Thoughts, Illuminatiprimus, Indyellen (+), Inner Stickler, InterestedObserver, interface2x (+), Invisible Chimp, Isamu, It's Not Rocket Surgery!
J Jack Batty (+), jackdavinci, jackelope (+), Jackknifed Juggernaut, jali, JBDivmstr, Jeep's Phoenix (+), JFLuvly (+), jjimm (+), JocoseBanter (+), Joe Kerrman, Joey P, John Carter of Mars, Johnny L.A. (+), JohnT, JoseArcadio, Jragon, JSexton, jsgoddess, JustinC (+)
K Kaio (+), kaiwik, Karen Lingel, Katriona, kaylasdad99 (+), kayT, KennerTheGreat, kenobi 65, Khampelf, King Bobo, KneadToKnow, Kolga, kopek (+)
L L. G. Butts, Ph.D., labtrash, lacortadora (+), ladyfoxfyre (+), Landshark, Le Ministre de l'au-delà (+), Leaffan, leftfield6, Leiko (+), Lemur866, lezlers, LilGypsyGirl (+), LIONsob, lisacurl, Little Plastic Ninja, LiveOnAPlane, Lobsang, Lucky 13, Lumpy, LurkMeister, Lute Skywatcher, LVBoPeep
M Maastricht (+), Maeglin, Mahaloth, Maiira (+), Malacandra, malkavia (+), Markxxx, Marley23, matt (+), Mauvaise (+), Max Torque, MeanOldLady, melodyharmonius (+), Miller, Mindfield, Misnomer, Mississippienne (+), missred, misstee (+), Missy2U, Mister Rik, MizTina (+), Moirai, Monstera deliciosa, monstro, MoodIndigo1 (+), Mops (+), Morbo (+), Mr Bus Guy (+), Mr. Duality, MrDibble, MsRobyn, MsWhatsit, Munch, My Darn Snake Legs (+)
N N9IWP, Nava, Nayna, needscoffee, Neverender (+), NinetyWt (+), Nobody, Noone Special, norinew, not what you'd expect (+), NurseCarmen
O Olentzero (+), olivesmarch4th (+), OpalCat (+), Oredigger77, Orionizer, overlyverbose
P Panurge, PapSett (+), Patty O'Furniture (+), Paul in Qatar, PaulParkhead, Philster (+), phouka, picker, PookahMacPhellimey, Poysyn (+), pseudotriton ruber ruber, PunditLisa (+), Pyper (+)
Q Quasimodem (+)
R Rafe Hollister (+), Rain Soaked, raindog, Ranchoth, ratatoskK, rbroome, RealityChuck (+), Really Not All That Bright (+), Red Skeezix (+), RedFury (+), Renee (+), Reply, Rex Goliath, rhubarbarin (+), Rick, RickJay, Rico, rjk, robardin, Robot Arm (+), romansperson (+), RTFirefly, ruadh, Ruby, runner pat, Rushgeekgirl
S Sampiro (+), SanguineSpider (+), SanVito, Sateryn76, scout1222, Shakes, Shayna (+), ShermanAter, ShibbOleth, shiftless (+), Shirley Ujest, Shodan, Shot From Guns (+), Siam Sam (+), silenus, Silver Tyger, Sir T-Cups (+), si_blakely, SlowMindThinking, SnakeBabe (+), Soul Brother Number Two, SoulFrost (+), Sparky812, SpazCat, Spectre of Pithecanthropus (+), Spoons, Squink, statsman1982 (+), Stauderhorse, Stealth Potato (+), Stendhal Syndrome (+), Stoid, stpauler, Stranger On A Train, Sunspace (+), sunstone (+), Surly Chick (+), Swallowed My Cellphone, swampbear
T Taber, Tanaqui, Tapioca Dextrin, Taters (+), tdn, Telemark, the lone cashew (+), The Mad Hermit, The New and Improved Superman (+), The Surb, The Tao's Revenge, The Tooth, TheMerchandise (+), THespos, Thudlow Boink, Tibby or Not Tibby, Time Like Tears (+), Tio Gringo, torie, tr0psn4j, Translucent Daydream, TreacherousCretin, Tripler (+), TubaDiva, Tupug Anachi, twickster
U umop ap!sdn (+), Unintentionally Blank (+)
V VarlosZ, villa, Vinyl Turnip (+), VitrolicBump (+), vivalostwages (+), VunderBob
W Waldelfe, Wallflower (+), Washoe, waterj2, WhyNot (+), willthekittensurvive? (+), wolfstu, Wolverine, WOOKINPANUB
X xash, xtisme
Y yanceylebeef, Yeticus Rex, YourAdHere
Z Zeriel, ZipperJJ, Zyada
Change history
Update 3 July 2012
added: Ethilrist, Hockey Monkey, misstee (+), SnakeBabe (+), Stendhal Syndrome (+)
modified: Eliahna (+)—added new main photo, kopek (+)—added photo, Le Ministre de l'au-delà (+)—added photos, Pyper (+)—added new main photo, rhubarbarin (+)—added photos, Robot Arm (+)—added new main photo, WhyNot (+)—new main photo
Update 19 February 2012
modified: MsRobyn—new main photo
Update 19 January 2012
added: DrumBum, JustinC (+), Misnomer
modified: Argent Towers (+)—switched photos around, Jimmy Chitwood—remove photo, Renee (+)—added new main photo, Sunspace (+)—added photo
Update 16 October 2011
added: JSexton
modified: black rabbit—change photos, rowrrbazzle—remove photo
Update 8 September 2011
added: Crown Prince of Irony, Dr. Girlfriend, not what you'd expect (+), VitrolicBump (+)
modified: Ephemera—remove photo
Update 2 August 2011
added: BrknButterfly, JBDivmstr, RedFury (+)
modified: beowulff (+)—added photos, the lone cashew (+)—changed photos
Update 3 July 2011
added: Farmer Jane
modified: Argent Towers (+)—added new main photo, norinew—updated caption, SanguineSpider (+)—added photos
Update 22 June 2011
added: campp, Fear Itself, freckafree, Idle Thoughts, kenobi 65, Patty O'Furniture (+), rhubarbarin (+), SanguineSpider (+), Time Like Tears (+)
modified: Argent Towers (+)—new main photo, Maastricht (+)—changed photos, Maiira (+)—added photos, malkavia (+)—added new main photo, Sunspace (+)—added photo, Tripler (+)—changed photos, Unintentionally Blank (+)—added new main photo
Update 25 April 2011
added: lisacurl
modified: AClockworkMelon—remove photo, Sunspace (+)—added photo
Update 8 April 2011
added: lacortadora (+), Orionizer, RickJay
modified: Chief Pedant—remove photo
Update 4 March 2011
added: Ace309, PookahMacPhellimey, Waldelfe
modified: Cicero (+)—added photos, Surly Chick (+)—added new main photo
Update 7 February 2011
added: BomTek, Gary T (+), Lute Skywatcher
Update 25 January 2011
added: WOOKINPANUB
modified: rolandgunslinger—remove photo, Sunspace (+)—added photo
Update 13 January 2011
added: BethCro, DianaG, Sparky812
modified: Sunspace (+)—added photo
Update 7 January 2011
added: Bad News Baboon, beagledave, Dunkelheit, dwyr, Invisible Chimp, PaulParkhead
modified: Quasimodem (+)—added photo
Update 14 December 2010
added: Demonica, DWSKAMS, leftfield6
modified: interface2x (+)—added new main photo, Mops (+)—added photos, Sunspace (+)—added photos, the lone cashew (+)—removed extra photo
Update 15 October 2010
added: Hal Briston, jackdavinci
modified: I Love Me, Vol. I—new main photo
Update 28 September 2010
added: Alessan, GSV Consolation of Dreams
modified: Boyo Jim—remove photo, bucketybuck—remove photo, Dallas Jones—remove photo, Dung Beetle—remove photo, Jeep's Phoenix (+)—added photo, lindsaybluth—remove photo, Siam Sam (+)—added photo
Update 21 September 2010
added: Guinastasia, Leiko (+), matt (+), Nayna, overlyverbose, Spoons, Zeriel
modified: Avarie537 (+)—added photo, Heart of Dorkness—remove photo, kopek (+)—added photo, ladyfoxfyre (+)—added new main photo, My Darn Snake Legs (+)—added more recent photo, Spectre of Pithecanthropus (+)—added photo, Vinyl Turnip (+)—added photo
Update 19 July 2010
added: Ann Hedonia
modified: JimOfAllTrades—remove photo, Mops (+)—new name, Siam Sam (+)—added photos
Update 14 July 2010
modified: Ann Onimous—new name, SoulFrost (+)—added photo
Update 29 June 2010
added: Little Plastic Ninja, Oredigger77, Rain Soaked, rjk, Swallowed My Cellphone, Zyada
modified: Slithy Tove—remove photo
Update 13 June 2010
added: Bayesian Empirimancer, drachillix, Mr. Duality, Paul in Qatar, TreacherousCretin
Update 7 June 2010
added: Diane (+), feppytweed, InterestedObserver, Mauvaise (+), Max Torque, SlowMindThinking, WhyNot (+)
modified: fisha (+)—added new main photo
Update 30 May 2010
added: coffeecat, lezlers, Stoid, the lone cashew (+)
modified: LiveOnAPlane—updated caption
Update 21 May 2010
added: Shot From Guns (+)
Update 18 May 2010
added: alice_in_wonderland, Arrendajo (+), Biffy the Elephant Shrew, Chicagojeff, Creole Tomato, CurtC, Eliahna (+), Future Londonite (+), ghostman, gurujulp, JocoseBanter (+), Joe Kerrman, NinetyWt (+), sunstone (+), yanceylebeef
modified: Baby Driver (+)—added new main photo, Elendil's Heir (+)—added photos, MizTina (+)—added photo, PlainJain—remove photo, Robot Arm (+)—added photos
Update 14 March 2010
added: dragoncat (+), Drain Bead, FinnAgain, John Carter of Mars, Lumpy, Nobody, statsman1982 (+), Tapioca Dextrin, Translucent Daydream
modified: BigBertha—remove photo, LilGypsyGirl (+)—added photos, melodyharmonius (+)—changed photos
Update 4 March 2010
added: Antigen, Cicero (+), Jragon, King Bobo, L. G. Butts, Ph.D., shiftless (+), Tanaqui, Wallflower (+)
modified: BiblioCat—remove photos, cmyk (+)—added photos, Mississippienne (+)—added photo, umop ap!sdn (+)—added new main photo
Update 9 February 2010
added: arachnologus, buttonjockey308, ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies, Daithi Lacha, Kaio (+), malkavia (+), norinew, rbroome
modified: Ann Onimous—removed one of the photos, DooWahDiddy (+)—added photo, Jeep's Phoenix (+)—added new main photo
Update 30 January 2010
added: Autolycus, CircleofWillis, Dogzilla, garygnu, kayT, Missy2U, Rafe Hollister (+)
modified: Sampiro (+)—added new main photo
Update 19 January 2010
added: ElvisL1ves (+), Green Bean, Indyellen (+), SpazCat, The Tooth, Vinyl Turnip (+), waterj2
modified: Jack Batty (+)—added more recent photo
Update 11 January 2010
added: AmericanMaid, astro, BobArrgh, bup, Ceejaytee, dogbutler, Doug Bowe, ems, flickster, Headrush042 (+), Mindfield, My Darn Snake Legs (+), ratatoskK, SoulFrost (+), swampbear, The Tao's Revenge, Thudlow Boink, Tripler (+), Tupug Anachi, VunderBob
Update 4 January 2010
added: Annie-Xmas, engineer_comp_geek, GusNSpot (+), Hypnagogic Jerk, Illuminatiprimus, Inner Stickler, Jack Batty (+), jackelope (+), Landshark, LIONsob, LiveOnAPlane, Malacandra, Mops (+), Quasimodem (+), Ranchoth, RTFirefly, VarlosZ, ZipperJJ
modified: vivalostwages (+)—added new main photo
Update 29 December 2009
added: Acid Lamp, Baby Driver (+), Dolores Reborn (+), Emily Litella (+), fisha (+), gravitycrash, GuanoLad, Jeep's Phoenix (+), SanVito
modified: Sampiro (+)—added photo
Update 22 December 2009
added: C K Dexter Haven, C3 (+), cwthree, DooWahDiddy (+), fusoya, ianzin, KennerTheGreat, Mahaloth, needscoffee, Neverender (+), Poysyn (+), Pyper (+), Reply, Tibby or Not Tibby, willthekittensurvive? (+), Wolverine
modified: black rabbit—added photo, PapSett (+)—added photo, Sunspace (+)—added photos
Update 19 December 2009
added: Apollyon, banjoDavid, Brynda, Eleanor of Aquitaine, El_Kabong, FoieGrasIsEvil, Happy Lendervedder (+), HongKongFooey, It's Not Rocket Surgery!, jali, JFLuvly (+), Johnny L.A. (+), JohnT, ladyfoxfyre (+), Leaffan, LilGypsyGirl (+), LVBoPeep, Maeglin, missred, MrDibble, Munch, N9IWP, NurseCarmen, olivesmarch4th (+), PapSett (+), Red Skeezix (+), Sir T-Cups (+), Spectre of Pithecanthropus (+), stpauler, The Mad Hermit, villa, Washoe
modified: DiggitCamara (+)—added photo, gigi—remove photo, melodyharmonius (+)—new hairdo!, Really Not All That Bright (+)—added photos
Update 15 December 2009
added: ataraxy22, Cubsfan, Dottygumdrop, eleanorigby, Elysium, enipla, FriarTed, Gfactor, Half Man Half Wit, Lemur866, Monstera deliciosa, monstro, ShermanAter, Taber, Taters (+)
modified: Rick—new main photo, Silver Tyger—new main photo
Update 11 December 2009
added: An Arky, Another Primate, Avarie537 (+), beowulff (+), BMalion, brujaja, DiggitCamara (+), divemaster, Enderw24, EvilTOJ, Green Rosetta (+), Hoopy Frood (+), KneadToKnow, melodyharmonius (+), MsWhatsit, Panurge, phouka, picker, romansperson (+), Ruby, Sampiro (+), tdn, THespos
modified: Argent Towers (+)—unretouched main photo, Sunspace (+)—added photo
Update 9 December 2009
added: Bacon Salt (+), Dragwyr, gardentraveler (+), Isamu, JoseArcadio, jsgoddess, kaylasdad99 (+), Lobsang, Mississippienne (+), Noone Special, Philster (+), Renee (+), Sunspace (+), Surly Chick (+), YourAdHere
modified: Asimovian—new main photo
Update 7 December 2009
added: akira5822, blondebear, Claptree, dhkendall, DiosaBellissima (+), Elendil's Heir (+), Eyebrows 0f Doom (+), Joey P, LurkMeister, MeanOldLady, MsRobyn, robardin, Shakes, The New and Improved Superman (+)
modified: Enfant Terrible—photo date and caption, interface2x (+)—added new main photo
Update 3 December 2009
added: Ann Onimous, aruvqan, black rabbit, brendon_small, DigitalC, Enfant Terrible, Jackknifed Juggernaut, Karen Lingel, Kolga, Maiira (+), Miller, Morbo (+), PunditLisa (+), Really Not All That Bright (+), Rex Goliath, Sateryn76, Shodan, Soul Brother Number Two, Squink, xtisme
modified: Askance (+)—added photos, xash—new main photo
Update 30 November 2009
added: Askance (+), bobkitty (+), Boulter's Canary, Chefguy, Chez Guevara, Colibri, even sven, FairyChatMom, HazelNutCoffee, I Love Me, Vol. I, jjimm (+), Maastricht (+), Markxxx, Mister Rik, MoodIndigo1 (+), pseudotriton ruber ruber, ruadh, runner pat, Rushgeekgirl, Shayna (+), Siam Sam (+), umop ap!sdn (+), Unintentionally Blank (+)
Update 28 November 2009
added: AHunter3, anyrose, Argent Towers (+), Cajun Man, Chronos (+), CookingWithGas, DrMatrix, Gukumatz, kaiwik, Katriona, labtrash, Le Ministre de l'au-delà (+), Marley23, Mr Bus Guy (+), Nava, Olentzero (+), OpalCat (+), RealityChuck (+), Rico, ShibbOleth, The Surb, vivalostwages (+)
modified: Gary "Wombat" Robson (+)—new name and new photo, Stauderhorse—added text to photo caption
Update 24 November 2009
added: Alice The Goon, Casey1505, cmyk (+), Ellen Cherry, EpicNonsense, fachverwirrt, faithfool, Frodo, Green Cymbeline, kopek (+), MizTina (+), raindog, Shirley Ujest, si_blakely, Stauderhorse, Stealth Potato (+), Telemark, TheMerchandise (+), twickster
Update 19 November 2009
added: Antinor01, Asimovian, B. Serum, BraheSilver, Clothahump, ctywkr, Dr. Drake, Eonwe, Gary "Wombat" Robson (+), Glory, iamthewalrus(:3=, interface2x (+), Khampelf, Lucky 13, Moirai, Rick, Robot Arm (+), scout1222, silenus, Silver Tyger, Stranger On A Train, Tio Gringo, torie, tr0psn4j, wolfstu, xash, Yeticus Rex
Update 9 November 2009
added: TubaDiva
Update 5 November 2009
added: Cecil Adams, Arnold Winkelried
